Fred Allen (May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956), born as John Florence Sullivan, was an American comedian and radio host.
"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines."
Simple: My voice is tired tonight. Living in Chicago is hard, specially at Easter time. You have to yell for help on the way home.