Scott Adams (born June 8, 1957) is an American cartoonist. He is known for his Dilbert cartoons.
- "Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons"
- Simple: Always put off meetings with dumb people who waste time.
- "We smoke the bacon so you don’t have to."
- Simple: We smoke the bacon so you do not have to.
- ↑ Title of book, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons (1995)
- ↑ "Scott Adams quotes". TScholars.com. Retrieved on February 26, 2009